While Shrek was strolling down the street in New York City, he was hit by an Oscar Meyer Weiner bus. He died. A note was found on his body. It had no content. No one remembers Shrek and I don't even know why I'm posting this.
Wednesday, May 6, 2015
Original Origins: Shrek
Shrek (born Shrek John Love Life Picasso Space Jam Cosby IV) was born in 1969 in a log cabin on Mars. He had seven eyes and four hands, but after corrective surgery, Shrek was able to pursue his life long career dream: writing fanfiction. Shrek wrote fanfiction about every film made since 420 AD and he was awarded Tumblr's highest award for his works.
While Shrek was strolling down the street in New York City, he was hit by an Oscar Meyer Weiner bus. He died. A note was found on his body. It had no content. No one remembers Shrek and I don't even know why I'm posting this.
While Shrek was strolling down the street in New York City, he was hit by an Oscar Meyer Weiner bus. He died. A note was found on his body. It had no content. No one remembers Shrek and I don't even know why I'm posting this.
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